Tomorrow is promised to no one.
Clint EastwoodBegin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
Lewis CarrollTags: humor
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Douglas AdamsTags: humor philosophy science-fiction
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.
C.S. LewisTags: humor women zealousness
As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.
Tad WilliamsTags: humor
Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.
Garrison KeillorTags: humor
Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.
Bruce SpringsteenTags: humor
Alas! Earwax!
J.K. RowlingTags: humor dumbledore
Housework can kill you if done right.
Erma BombeckTags: humor housekeeping chores
Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
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