I love that you don’t carry a purse,” I say.
“I love that you don’t carry one, either,” she says with a laugh.
Tags: humor
Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.
A.P. .Tags: humor funny hilarious amusement
Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious.
Rick RiordanTags: humor funny-and-random
You know more useless crap, St. Clair. Good thing you're so darn cute," Josh says.
Stephanie PerkinsTags: humor
If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.
Peter BoghossianTags: humor reason belief funny superstition gods evidence reward insufficient-evidence
An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know.
Peter BoghossianTags: humor knowledge funny theology rationalization pretending theologian
It’s possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it?
Martin AmisTags: humor atheism funny atheist 9-11 motivation islam muslims jihad terrorist shout jihadists flippant september-11
He built a tower to try and be closer to her and walled himself inside.”
She stared at him for a moment as if waiting for something. “And?”
He glanced at her, puzzled. “And, what?”
She widened her eyes. “How does the story end? Did the sorcerer win his Moon Maiden?”
“Of course not,” he said irritably. “She lived on the moon and was quite unattainable. I suppose he must’ve starved or pined away or fallen off the wall at some point.
Tags: humor fairy-tales
...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.
Washington IrvingTags: humor wisdom girls the-legend-of-sleepy-hollow washington-irving
it was Greenspan who through some excessive deregulation prepared the monetary ground for the rise of the subprime mortgage companies: a lending market that specialises in high-risk mortgages and loans.
'Innovation', said Greenspan in April 2005, 'has brought about a multitude of new products, such as subprime loans and niche credit programs for immigrants'.
It is almost touching to find out that Greenspan cares so much about immigrants.
Tags: humor economics immigration
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