I love that you don’t carry a purse,” I say.

“I love that you don’t carry one, either,” she says with a laugh.

Colleen Hoover

Tag: humor



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Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.

A.P. .

Tag: humor funny hilarious amusement



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Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious.

Rick Riordan

Tag: humor funny-and-random



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You know more useless crap, St. Clair. Good thing you're so darn cute," Josh says.

Stephanie Perkins

Tag: humor



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If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.

Peter Boghossian

Tag: humor reason belief funny superstition gods evidence reward insufficient-evidence



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An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know.

Peter Boghossian

Tag: humor knowledge funny theology rationalization pretending theologian



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It’s possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it?

Martin Amis

Tag: humor atheism funny atheist 9-11 motivation islam muslims jihad terrorist shout jihadists flippant september-11



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He built a tower to try and be closer to her and walled himself inside.”

She stared at him for a moment as if waiting for something. “And?”

He glanced at her, puzzled. “And, what?”

She widened her eyes. “How does the story end? Did the sorcerer win his Moon Maiden?”

“Of course not,” he said irritably. “She lived on the moon and was quite unattainable. I suppose he must’ve starved or pined away or fallen off the wall at some point.

Elizabeth Hoyt

Tag: humor fairy-tales



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...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.

Washington Irving

Tag: humor wisdom girls the-legend-of-sleepy-hollow washington-irving



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it was Greenspan who through some excessive deregulation prepared the monetary ground for the rise of the subprime mortgage companies: a lending market that specialises in high-risk mortgages and loans.

'Innovation', said Greenspan in April 2005, 'has brought about a multitude of new products, such as subprime loans and niche credit programs for immigrants'.

It is almost touching to find out that Greenspan cares so much about immigrants.

Gilad Atzmon

Tag: humor economics immigration



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