But if you eat this chap who's God,' said Llewelyn stoutly, 'how can it be horrible? If it's alright to eat God why is it horrible to eat Jim Whittle?'

'Because,' said Dymphna reasonably, ' if you eat God there's always plenty left. You can't eat God up because God just goes on and on and on and God can't ever be finished...

Anthony Burgess

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Fishing and ear scratching. The two reasons men were given hands.

Robin Hobb

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The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it.

Amit Kalantri

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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

Louise Rennison

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Destiny, you need to learn something. Rules are made to be broken.”
My mouth almost unhinged itself from sheer disbelief. “Hannah, we could get in big trouble.”
“Not if we don’t get caught,” she said with a naughty grin.
With that kind of attitude, I didn’t see how Hannah was going to last three months at Bethel. These people were all about rules, and strict ones at that.

Cindy Ray Hale

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The night before a deadline, I usually am in desperate need of a back rub. And new wrists. And candy. And little mice to secretly finish the job while I am sleeping.

Christy Hall

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She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?"

Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?"

For once Auto Correct got it right.

Christy Hall

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I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.

Christy Hall

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You know you're officially an adult when you finally understand WHY Miss Hannigan was drinking bath water.

Christy Hall

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Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer?
A: Explaining what that is.

Christy Hall

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