If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent.
Christy HallTags: humor life humorous-quotes writers-quotes writers-life
One doesn’t question a miracle.
Simon BeaufoyTags: humor life miracle slumdog-millionaire
14 July 1942—Jerusalem - ...A magnificent parcel, covered in tape and seals, arrived for me from India. Inside were two pairs of old fashioned corsets with bones and laces. They were sent by HRH The Duke of Gloucester. Nick and I had an argument as to how one should thank one of the Royal Family for a present of corsets. Whichever way we put it looked disrespectful. Finally we sent a telegram saying: ‘Reinforcements received. Positions now held. Most grateful thanks.
Hermione RanfurlyThe propensity of Earthlings to get into trouble, and to learn thereby, was the reason my owners agreed to this mad venture – although no one expected such a chain of unusual calamities as befell this ship. Your talents were underrated.
David BrinTags: humor humanity human-nature
What have you done?” Shadow asked her, his eyes alive with fear.
“I dunno, but I wish I hadn't.
But I’ve had floating heads for slaves,' Zayne answered.
'Their choice to look like that. Some do it for the humour, but it soon wears off.' Penteluck explained. 'Suddenly they realize they can't pick things up and throw them with just a head, and the other spirits usually use floating heads as footballs anyway.
Tags: humor inspirational spirits general
I can help you.” He finalised.
“How?” Both Jezka and Faze asked.
“I don’t know but it's nice to sound optimistic, wouldn’t you agree.
Tags: humor inspirational optimism help
We'll make Evel Knievel look like a pussy.
Angie FoxI have been cheated. The file had a few pieces of worthless information about me and some of my performance reviews (which I had to sign– so it wasn’t anything new). The rest were blank pieces of paper, which Oliver obviously put in there to make it look more enticing. It also only briefly mentioned the meeting with Spencer, saying I had shown interest in marketing with a red pen mark at the bottom which said: Accused Marketing Director of being a narcissistic bastard. Follow up?
They hadn’t even indicated whose side they were on, which is slightly disappointing.
Tags: humor romantic-comedy chick-lit
... I'd never look at a pick again without wondering if it was Cole's heart.
He cocked an eyebrow. "But the look in your eyes was murderous. Do you have a thing against guitar picks, or we're you hoping I'd be stupid enough to still carry my heart around with me?
Tags: humor cole-and-nikki
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