If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent.

Christy Hall

Mots clés humor life humorous-quotes writers-quotes writers-life



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One doesn’t question a miracle.

Simon Beaufoy

Mots clés humor life miracle slumdog-millionaire



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14 July 1942—Jerusalem - ...A magnificent parcel, covered in tape and seals, arrived for me from India. Inside were two pairs of old fashioned corsets with bones and laces. They were sent by HRH The Duke of Gloucester. Nick and I had an argument as to how one should thank one of the Royal Family for a present of corsets. Whichever way we put it looked disrespectful. Finally we sent a telegram saying: ‘Reinforcements received. Positions now held. Most grateful thanks.

Hermione Ranfurly

Mots clés humor wwii war corsets



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The propensity of Earthlings to get into trouble, and to learn thereby, was the reason my owners agreed to this mad venture – although no one expected such a chain of unusual calamities as befell this ship. Your talents were underrated.

David Brin

Mots clés humor humanity human-nature



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What have you done?” Shadow asked her, his eyes alive with fear.
“I dunno, but I wish I hadn't.

Keisha Keenleyside

Mots clés humor fear mistakes



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But I’ve had floating heads for slaves,' Zayne answered.
'Their choice to look like that. Some do it for the humour, but it soon wears off.' Penteluck explained. 'Suddenly they realize they can't pick things up and throw them with just a head, and the other spirits usually use floating heads as footballs anyway.

Keisha Keenleyside

Mots clés humor inspirational spirits general



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I can help you.” He finalised.
“How?” Both Jezka and Faze asked.
“I don’t know but it's nice to sound optimistic, wouldn’t you agree.

Keisha Keenleyside

Mots clés humor inspirational optimism help



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We'll make Evel Knievel look like a pussy.

Angie Fox

Mots clés humor funny rude



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I have been cheated. The file had a few pieces of worthless information about me and some of my performance reviews (which I had to sign– so it wasn’t anything new). The rest were blank pieces of paper, which Oliver obviously put in there to make it look more enticing. It also only briefly mentioned the meeting with Spencer, saying I had shown interest in marketing with a red pen mark at the bottom which said: Accused Marketing Director of being a narcissistic bastard. Follow up?
They hadn’t even indicated whose side they were on, which is slightly disappointing.

Emily Harper

Mots clés humor romantic-comedy chick-lit



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... I'd never look at a pick again without wondering if it was Cole's heart.
He cocked an eyebrow. "But the look in your eyes was murderous. Do you have a thing against guitar picks, or we're you hoping I'd be stupid enough to still carry my heart around with me?

Brodi Ashton

Mots clés humor cole-and-nikki



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