But if you eat this chap who's God,' said Llewelyn stoutly, 'how can it be horrible? If it's alright to eat God why is it horrible to eat Jim Whittle?'

'Because,' said Dymphna reasonably, ' if you eat God there's always plenty left. You can't eat God up because God just goes on and on and on and God can't ever be finished...

Anthony Burgess

Mots clés humor religion cannibalism

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Fishing and ear scratching. The two reasons men were given hands.

Robin Hobb

Mots clés humor wolf night-eyes

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The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it.

Amit Kalantri

Mots clés humor inspirational optimism inspiration self-esteem inspirational-quotes humour self wit self-awareness government self-motivation self-belief optimist optimistic

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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

Louise Rennison

Mots clés humor young-love

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Destiny, you need to learn something. Rules are made to be broken.”
My mouth almost unhinged itself from sheer disbelief. “Hannah, we could get in big trouble.”
“Not if we don’t get caught,” she said with a naughty grin.
With that kind of attitude, I didn’t see how Hannah was going to last three months at Bethel. These people were all about rules, and strict ones at that.

Cindy Ray Hale

Mots clés humor

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The night before a deadline, I usually am in desperate need of a back rub. And new wrists. And candy. And little mice to secretly finish the job while I am sleeping.

Christy Hall

Mots clés humor writing writers humorous writers-on-writing writing-life writing-process

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She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?"

Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?"

For once Auto Correct got it right.

Christy Hall

Mots clés humor humorous-quotes writers-quotes

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I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.

Christy Hall

Mots clés humor life humorous-quotes writers-quotes

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You know you're officially an adult when you finally understand WHY Miss Hannigan was drinking bath water.

Christy Hall

Mots clés humor humorous-quotes writers-quotes

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Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer?
A: Explaining what that is.

Christy Hall

Mots clés humor writing writers-on-writing humorous-quotes writers-quotes writers-life

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