If a problem is clearly stated, it has no further interest to the physicist.
Peter DebyeTags: humor science funny physics problem interest nobel-laureate scientist physicists
He always has a joke to tell or is doing something so seriously ridiculous that you can’t help but laugh at him. Last night, he tried to dry his socks in the microwave.
Yeah.
Then Boo yelled at him. She told him the oven works better.
Tags: humor
There were no footmarks.'
'Meaning that you saw none?'
'I assure you, sir, that there were none.'
'My good Hopkins, I have investigated many crimes, but I have never yet seen one which was committed by a flying creature. As long as the criminal remains upon two legs so long must there be some indentation, some abrasion, some trifling displacement which can be detected by the scientific searcher.
I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.
Arthur Conan DoyleI assure you, my good Lestrade, that I have an excellent reason for everything that I do.
Arthur Conan DoyleEtiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
Will CuppyIt is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.
Will CuppyTags: humor painting decorating
No os lo vais a creer, pero ayer por la noche, a eso de las cuatro de la madrugada, vi en la tele una película que era mi biografía o mi autobiografía o un resumen de mis días en el puto planeta Tierra. Me cago en la hostia santa, el susto que me dio casi me hizo que me cayera del sillón.
Roberto BolañoTags: humor
Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride
Celia KyleTrue love's okay but a series of false loves gives you more variety.
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