Am I afraid of ghosts? My life experience has taught me to be much more afraid of what a human is capable of in broad daylight than what a ghost is capable of at night.
Steve MaraboliTags: humor fear life human wit ghosts
The mind likes a strange idea as little as the body likes a strange protein and resists it with similar energy. It would not perhaps be too fanciful to say that a new idea is the most quickly acting antigen known to science. If we watch ourselves honestly we shall often find that we have begun to argue against a new idea even before it has been completely stated.
Wilfred TrotterTags: humor science energy mind strange funny ideas new-ideas scientist surgeon antigen neurosurgery-pioneer protein
Mark Twain describes how his friend Ralph Keeler introduced him at the start of a lecture: " 'I don't know anything about this man. At least I know only two things; one is, he hasn't been in the penitentiary, and the other is (after a pause, and almost sadly), I don't know why.
Mark TwainTags: humor
It has its ups and downs!
Douglas EvansTags: humor
Pienso en ti mucho más de lo que cualquier hombre que se respete a si mismo admitiría y
estoy enfermo de celos por Tucker, algo que nunca pensé que diría. Seguir sin ti es
imposible. Ninguna otra chica me mantiene de puntillas de la manera que tú lo haces.
Nadie me hace QUERER hacer el ridículo escribiendo cursis cartas como esta.
Solamente tú.
She even tried the one which every romantic nerve in her body insisted should work, which consisted of theatrically giving up, sitting down, and letting her glance fall naturally on a patch of earth which, if she had been in any decent narrative, should have contained the book.
It didn't.
Why do I hate spiders? Gods, who doesn't? What a stupid question.
Steven EriksonDon't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
Josh SternTags: humor love passion romance strange absurd funny crazy funny-and-random
Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down
Josh SternTags: humor people communication mind relationships absurd funny sarcasm conversations
It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing
Josh SternTags: humor people communication mind relationships absurd funny sarcasm failure conversations sarcastic
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