If a problem is clearly stated, it has no further interest to the physicist.

Peter Debye

Tag: humor science funny physics problem interest nobel-laureate scientist physicists



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He always has a joke to tell or is doing something so seriously ridiculous that you can’t help but laugh at him. Last night, he tried to dry his socks in the microwave.

Yeah.

Then Boo yelled at him. She told him the oven works better.

Belle Aurora

Tag: humor



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There were no footmarks.'
'Meaning that you saw none?'
'I assure you, sir, that there were none.'
'My good Hopkins, I have investigated many crimes, but I have never yet seen one which was committed by a flying creature. As long as the criminal remains upon two legs so long must there be some indentation, some abrasion, some trifling displacement which can be detected by the scientific searcher.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Tag: humor logic



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I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.

Arthur Conan Doyle

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I assure you, my good Lestrade, that I have an excellent reason for everything that I do.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Tag: humor reason logic



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Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Will Cuppy

Tag: humor manners etiquette



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It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.

Will Cuppy

Tag: humor painting decorating



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No os lo vais a creer, pero ayer por la noche, a eso de las cuatro de la madrugada, vi en la tele una película que era mi biografía o mi autobiografía o un resumen de mis días en el puto planeta Tierra. Me cago en la hostia santa, el susto que me dio casi me hizo que me cayera del sillón.

Roberto Bolaño

Tag: humor



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Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride

Celia Kyle

Tag: humor shifter



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True love's okay but a series of false loves gives you more variety.

Trudy Cooper

Tag: humor love



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