[...] for the philosophy of Square rendered him superior to all emotions, and he very calmly smoaked his pipe, as was his custom in all broils, unless when he apprehended some danger of having it broke in his mouth.

Henry Fielding

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If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)

Melissa Mercer

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Hey!” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show”
“So do I” Max admitted.
“I like it when I know the answers.” Logan added.
Trent turned to Logan, “Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so.

Amanda Kelly

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I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.

Charles Dickens

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There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.

Erma Bombeck

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Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

Erma Bombeck

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She would thump them both, and she would apologize to neither.

Kristin Cashore

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I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a while to be a blithering idiot skipping through life with shit in my pants like it's a goddamned party.

Justin Halpern

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My goal is to do something outrageous every day.

Maggie Kuhn

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Si el universo fuese un vestido,¿cuál te pondrías esta noche?

Sonia Fernández-Vidal

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