Lena was going down the list of John's attributes in her mind, a list I was hoping wasn't too long. "He could see and hear and smell things I couldn't."
Link inhaled deeply, then coughed. "Dude, you really need a shower.
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But Vivien wasn't being given the chance to sow her wild oats. Speaking from a point of authority, it's best to get that shit out of the way when you are young.
Lisa LutzTags: humorous-quotes
My favorite quote in the world is this one.
Richelle E. GoodrichTags: humor quotes quotes-to-define-my-life richelle humorous-quotes quotes-that-make-sense quotes-i-love richelle-goodrich
Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a ham was huge—far more than two people could finish. Irma Rombauer mentions this line in her famous cookbook, The Joy of Cooking.
Dorothy ParkerTags: humorous-quotes
I am grateful for hands to tickle with. Not so grateful for that process in reverse, however.
Richelle E. GoodrichTags: playing fun hands gratitude grateful richelle humorous-quotes tickle richelle-goodrich tickling
This book is visceral like how your small intestine is visceral
J.E. DuahTags: humorous-quotes
They want your sons.”
“My–? But I don’t… ew!
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It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!
Elizabeth Jane HowardTags: luxury humorous-quotes
Assisted him? Dylan made the repairs. I only fell and hit my head, from what I can recall. Yes, I make excellent deadweight.
Scott WesterfeldTags: humorous-quotes
Podtyagin considers whether to take offence or not -- and decides to take offence.
Anton ChekhovTags: humorous-quotes
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