Generally speaking, I try not to generalize.
Addison C. ArthurTags: humor humorous humorous-quotations humorous-quotes
I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humorous
For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humorous
Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humorous
Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humorous
I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place.
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humorous
If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humorous
This has always bothered me. If "Change" is the only constant how can we have absolutes?
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humorous
Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".
Stanley Victor PaskavichTags: humorous
You'll call me a damned Jew, a Christ murderer, a secret worshipper of pigs and a kidnapper of christian children.” This was all said cheerfully. “How absurd! Who would want to kidnap children, Christian or otherwise? Vile things. The only mercy of children is that they grow up, as my son has but then, tragically, they beget more children. We do not learn life's lessons.
Bernard CornwellTags: humorous
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