Generally speaking, I try not to generalize.

Addison C. Arthur

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I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

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For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

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Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?

Stanley Victor Paskavich

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Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?

Stanley Victor Paskavich

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I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

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If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!

Stanley Victor Paskavich

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This has always bothered me. If "Change" is the only constant how can we have absolutes?

Stanley Victor Paskavich

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Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".

Stanley Victor Paskavich

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You'll call me a damned Jew, a Christ murderer, a secret worshipper of pigs and a kidnapper of christian children.” This was all said cheerfully. “How absurd! Who would want to kidnap children, Christian or otherwise? Vile things. The only mercy of children is that they grow up, as my son has but then, tragically, they beget more children. We do not learn life's lessons.

Bernard Cornwell

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