I do believe in shooting the messenger.
You know why? Because it sends a message.
Mots clés humorous
When I get to Heaven I just know I'm going to forget my toothbrush.
Stanley Victor PaskavichMots clés humorous
I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?
Stanley Victor PaskavichMots clés humorous
My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.
Charlaine HarrisMots clés humorous
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.
Stanley Victor PaskavichMots clés humorous
I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.
Stanley Victor PaskavichMots clés humorous
If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.
Stanley Victor PaskavichMots clés humorous
By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three hours and his bad leg was singing 'Ave Maria'.
Stephen KingMots clés humorous
I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.
Stanley Victor PaskavichMots clés humorous
[Like they say,] small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Dave CourtneyMots clés humorous
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