Albert Camus did not know he was summing up modern photojournalism when he wrote:"Will I kill myself or have a cup of coffee
Sacha HartgersTags: war media journalism conflict humorous press photojounalism
I took your name when I took those vows
I meant 'em back then and I mean 'em right now.
Tags: relationships humorous music-lyrics
If the ties that bind ever do come loose
If forever ever ends for you
If that ring gets a little too tight
You might as well read me my last rights.
Tags: relationships humorous music-lyrics
Until you have experienced raccoons mating underneath your bedroom at three in the morning, you have missed one of life's sensational moments.
Robert FulghumTags: life-and-living humorous
He shifted his attention back to me and leaned in closer. “I told you to behave. I don’t want to have to arrest you ever again.”
“Um . . . okay.”
I felt him slide something under my hand. He leaned in even closer, his mouth by my ear, and whispered, “Although I wouldn’t mind handcuffing you.”
Oh. My. God.
Tags: romance humorous contemporary-romance sexy romance-funny robyn-peterman
I am (thank God!) constitutionally superior to reason.
Wilkie CollinsTags: reason religion humorous
He will work off his crudities in time. I rather mistrust young men who slip into life gracefully.
E.M. ForsterWhen we faced Mom, we saw she was addressing Max. "We get to know each other I'll get to hug you."
"Mom!" I snapped and Mom turned to me.
"I get to do it when he doesn't have a shirt on too. I'm calling it now," Mom declared.
Tags: humorous
Time flies when you're falling down"...(not from a book, it's a lyric)
Courtney LoveTags: humorous
Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.
Danny KayeTags: humor art comedy humorous humor-inspirational humorous-quotations
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