The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them."
(The Decider, July 21, 2007)
Tags: politics humour ideas ridicule idiocy folly dunning-kruger-effect
Putain mais quelle fichue imagination je peux avoir ...
John BrunnerTags: humour
There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely." They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.
Karl PilkingtonTags: humour babies frogs eavesdropping
They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.
Karl PilkingtonTags: science humour environmentalism fish ocean climate-change
Dr. Jules Hilbert: Hell Harold, you could just eat nothing but pancakes if you wanted.
Harold Crick: What is wrong with you? Hey, I don't want to eat nothing but pancakes, I want to live! I mean, who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living chooses pancakes?
Dr. Jules Hilbert: Harold, if you pause to think, you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.
Tags: food will humour fiction pancakes stranger crick ferrell harold helm than zach
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W.C. FieldsTags: inspirational humour
Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.
Terry PratchettTags: humour
Advertising - A judicious mixture of flattery and threats.
Stephen LeacockTags: humour advertising
If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal and wise, I'm going to punch you in the stomach.
J.D. RobbTags: humour
Solomon's Laws
1. When the law doesn't work...work the law.
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