I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels, most would choose none.
Ben ShahmThe only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock.
Katharine GrahamTags: simile humour strikes washington-post
Don't call me 'gentleman'. I work for a livin'.
Tamora PierceTags: humour labels gentry george-cooper
This may be my only chance to see humans before these two are made into fertilizer for Moonwind's rosebushes.
Tamora PierceThe man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, and family pet) and is going through these procedures of hostelry so as not to arouse suspicion.
Paul QuarringtonTags: murder humour hotels receptionists
The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.
SakiTags: humour
I shall never have a bath again," I said.
"Just dont have one too often," my grandmother said. "Once a month is quite enough for a sensible child." It was at times like these that I loved my grandmother more than ever.
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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Oscar LevantI'm thinking that I shouldn't have filed my nails last night.
Dara TorresTags: humour swimming good-sportsmanship
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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