Michel Onfray est la Lady Gaga de la pensée hexagonale.

Nicolas Bedos

Tags: humour philosophie



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Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.

Mark Lawrence

Tags: humour lie liars funny-but-true priests



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I like mountains, always have done. Big obstinate bits of rock sticking up where they're not wanted and getting in folk's way. Great. Climbing them is a different matter altogether though. I hate that.

Mark Lawrence

Tags: humour funny mountains climbing-mountains



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If I have to face the end of human existence, I want to look totally smoking when it happens. Now shut the hell up.

Angeline Trevena

Tags: humour apocalypse



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She bared her teeth at me. “Screw you, shifter!”
“Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago.

Cori Moore

Tags: humour funny innuendo shifter honeymoon sarcastic-humor



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If I'd have been thinking I would have left some Woolite and my delicates by the sink for him to rinse out, but you never think to turn your pet raccoon into a tiny butler until it's too late.

Jenny Lawson

Tags: humour



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She couldn't help thinking that something was wrong with a person had more shoes than books in their home.

Victoria Connelly

Tags: reading books humour bookworms shoes chick-lit girly



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Sadie gave her head an exaggerated scratch. ‘Don’t come too close if you know what’s good for you, these nits are on steroids.

Sharon Sant

Tags: humour dystopia young-adult supporting-characters



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For Beatrice - you will always be in my mind, in my heart and in your grave.

Lemony Snicket

Tags: humour acknowledgement first-page



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Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees

Benny Bellamacina

Tags: wisdom philosophy humour trees quote songs



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