And here, I believe, the wit is generally misunderstood. In reality, it lies in desiring another to kiss your a-- for having just before threatened to kick his; for I have observed very accurately, that no one ever desires you to kick that which belongs to himself, nor offers to kiss this part in another.
Henry FieldingI Was Fool Iam Fool But Don't wanna B Fool For My Entire Life....:)
Akshay DubeyTags: humour
He leans back against the starting gate like he's in a hammock in the Caribbean...
SecretariatWhat did he do to you?”
“This,” I said, holding up my hand. There was a shattering noise as Renee dropped her plate.
“It’s on her right hand,” Darah pointed out.
“Oh,” Renee said, leaning down to get the plate. “So I broke a plate for nothing.
Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good.
I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes you feel so damn guilty – no matter if you’ve done anything wrong or not – and have the bizarre urge to make her feel better.
I grinned. "I'm anybody's for a cuppa and a biscuit.
David Stuart DaviesOh, we were a degree or two hotter than improper.
Peter CareyTags: humour
His relationship with illness was flirtatious; only a particularly attractive ailment could tempt him into bed.
Sam ByersIt may be that The Great Gatsby is as perfect, word for word, just in terms of English; but Ulysses is deeper, richer, wider – and is comic, whereas The Great Gatsby is a tragic novel. And I think all great art is comic art.
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I don’t know why Kate was trying to impress him, as far as I could see the guy had all the allure and social grace of a psychotic slug with halitosis and a bad head cold.
Sharon SantTags: humour contemporary sisters ya romantic-comedy quirky-characters
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