I mean, I don’t want to pass judgment—I just wish my husband didn’t shoot deer.”
“Oh, Mel, don’t worry. I’ve been hunting with your husband—the deer are completely safe.

Robyn Carr

Tags: romance humour funny contemporary-romance

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All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.

Tara Janzen

Tags: romance humour funny romantic-suspense

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You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.

Robyn Carr

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Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don’t feel bad. It happens all the time.

Robyn Carr

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Isn’t that why you have that gun mounted on the front? Or is it for other reasons, because I would’ve thought that a man with your powers would be past the urge to compensate.”
Barabas grinned.
“I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus,” Saiman said dryly. “Thank you for reminding me.”
“Always happy to oblige.

Ilona Andrews

Tags: humour kate-daniels saiman

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I'd hoped at least one of my parents had seen Milo and me standing close together on the sidewalk, still holding hands, as I gazed dreamily up at him and told him that I was going to ship all the bigger transceiver parts to his house. He'd told me OK, but not to overdo it, and could I please get that dopey look off my face before he threw up? So it had been a very special moment, and I was sorry to think that it had been wasted on just the two of us.

R.J. Anderson

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Laughter can be a form of forgiveness—a gift, cathartic.

Briar Kit Esme

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If love is an equation,then it is undifined for all values of x.

Themba Alex Khumalo

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You thought I was peculiar,” she said in a muffled voice.
His mouth brushed the edge of her ear and settled against her neck. She felt that he was smiling. “Darling love… you are.

Lisa Kleypas

Tags: romantic romance humour historical-romance

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Le pays est devenue un territoire où les mathématiques ressemblent un jeu d'enfants: les actifs additionnent et les retraités soustraient.

Núria Añó

Tags: humour french nuria-ano économie ironie-de-la-vie retraité vieillissement âge

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