Neither of the two people in the room paid any attention to the way I came in, although only one of them was dead.

Raymond Chandler

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Any book without a mistake in it has had too much money spent on it.

William Collins

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It's the oasis," said the camel driver.
"Well, why don't we go there right now?" the boy asked.
"Because we have to sleep.

Paulo Coelho

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Remember the 11th commandment. Thou shalt not take thyself to damn seriously.

Roy Mcconnell

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Now you're just being silly. He's a mercenary- he's not going to go about penning love letters, and really, what would he write? 'Anna...love you...grrr?'" Olivia to Annalia

Kresley Cole

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I could eat a knob at night.

Karl Pilkington

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America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy - and wont cross the street to vote in a national election.

Bill Vaughn

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What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.

Becca Fitzpatrick

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I was much affected by the internal troubles of the Punch family; I thought that with a little more tact on the part of Mrs. Punch and some restraint held over a temper, naturally violent, by Mr. Punch, a great deal of this sad misunderstanding might have been prevented.

Edmund Gosse

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Susan hardly had begun to slow down when Tera appeared from between a couple of buildings and loped over to the car. I leaned forward, opened the door, and she got into the backseat. I threw her the extra clothes I had picked up, and she began to dress without comment.

It worked," I said. "We did it."

Of course it worked," Tera said. "Men are foolish. They will stare at anything female and naked.

Jim Butcher

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