Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
James ThurberI have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.
Ray BradburyTags: individuality humour science-fiction
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
Marjorie Pay HinckleyThe public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Oscar WildeTags: humour genius oscar-wilde
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
Douglas AdamsTags: humour
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Irina DunnTags: humour feminism misattributed-gloria-steinem
Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.
Christopher HitchensTags: books writing humour literature christopher-hitchens
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
— Russ Cargill
Par le bois du Djinn où s’entasse de l’effroi
Parle ! Bois du gin ou cent tasses de lait froid
Tags: humour allais chat-noir holorimes
Life is serious but art is fun!
John IrvingTags: cynicism real-life humour
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