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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.

Ray Bradbury

Tag: individuality humour science-fiction

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The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

Marjorie Pay Hinckley

Tag: wisdom humour

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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

Oscar Wilde

Tag: humour genius oscar-wilde

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It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

Douglas Adams

Tag: humour

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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Irina Dunn

Tag: humour feminism misattributed-gloria-steinem

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Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.

Christopher Hitchens

Tag: books writing humour literature christopher-hitchens

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Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
— Russ Cargill