If life is a joke, let us play it.

Santosh Kalwar

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Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.

Gordon Korman

Tags: humor mistake joke translation jonah-wizard



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Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud.

Santosh Kalwar

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For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.

Baltasar Gracián

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You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.''
''I just applied for a job as a tree,'' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding.

Sean Beaudoin

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I told Ersken, "Lately it's been like living on the knife's edge, never knowing which side I'll fall off on"
Ersken clapped me on the shoulder as we stepped into the street. "Cheer up, Beka. Maybe you were going to fall off that razor's edge before, but not today," he said, as good humored as always. "Today we're doing to jump.

Tamora Pierce

Tags: humor uncertainty joke fine-line walking-the-line



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This is a wonderful joke to play upon a prisoner, to promise forgiveness.

Kate DiCamillo

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-a Jew had to have two synagogues. One that he went to, one that he rejected.
The Butcher's Theater

Jonathan Kellerman

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UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.

Toba Beta

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Viktor was swinging a leather duffle and wearing a black Adidas tracksuit and his favorite brown UGG slippers with a hole in the toe.
"Worn and old, just like Viv," he'd say when Frankie made fun of them, and then his wife would swat him on the arm. But Frankie knew he was just joking, because Viveka was the type of woman you wished was in a magazine just so you could stare at her violet-colored eyes and shiny black hair without being called a stalker or a freak.

Lisi Harrison

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