As I stepped onto the gloomy landing a word formed in my mind: two syllables, starts with a V and rhymes with dire. I froze in place. Nightingale said that everything was true, after a fashion, and that had to include vampires, didn’t it? I doubted they were anything like they were in books and on TV, and one thing was for certain — they absolutely weren’t going to sparkle in the sunlight.

Ben Aaronovitch

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The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.

Robyn Jones

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I remember watching an old Dracula movie once with Alphonse and having him laugh himself sick at the sight of a vamp only a few days out of the grave supposedly raising another one.He'd been impossible for weeks afterwards,mercilessly teasing all the weaker vamps in court about the three-day-old baby that was more powerful than them.

Karen Chance

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She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork.

Rose Pressey Betancourt

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Slicker than snot on a door handle.

Kim Harrison

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He used to call vampires "the breathing ghosts"- for, as he put it, we existed in a kind of limbo-land between the living and the dead. We breathed, but we were not alive. We flitted through the air, but we still left foot prints on the ground. We were, and are, neither one nor the other, but something else entirely.

Eleanor Keane

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I was between them, and as the tension sparked, I felt like a small rodent trapped between mastodons.

Phillipa Bornikova

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Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?"
"Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach.

Derek Landy

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Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.

Molly Harper

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Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it 'holiday gumbo'.

Molly Harper

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