I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.
Jarod KintzI put the yes in eyes. Except when I blink, because that’s definitely a no action.
Jarod KintzCapitalist cycle of profit. The rancher sells a cow for profit. The butcher sells cuts for profit. The restaurant sells meals for profit. And the patrons spend money for profit.
Jarod KintzI have no regrets. Just original grets.
Jarod KintzBabies look better when they’re all dressed up—in bacon.
Jarod KintzMusic enters through the ear, not the penis hole. This is probably a common mistake most deaf men make.
Jarod KintzI wear my underwear on the outside of my itch.
Jarod KintzDon’t go on a ghost tour, because you won’t see a ghost. Well, you might. Maybe I have ghost blindness and can’t see the invisible.
Jarod KintzAs she stood in the corner, I thought her elbow was her nipple. That’s just the kind of pervert I am.
Jarod KintzI like a man who pauses to reflect, while pausing in the mirror to reflect. I can imagine that such a man would look exactly like my clone.
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