YO MOMMA

Jeff Kinney


Aller à la citation


Dear Aunt Loretta,
Thank you so much for the awesome pants!
How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?
I love the way the pants look on my legs!
All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants.
Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!
Sincerely, Greg

Jeff Kinney


Aller à la citation


Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

Jeff Kinney


Aller à la citation


Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

Jeff Kinney


Aller à la citation


Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why
is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says
people need to shave twice a day.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humour



Aller à la citation


You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés expectations



Aller à la citation


The best person I know is Myself.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés diary-of-a-wimpy-kid



Aller à la citation


I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humor books



Aller à la citation


But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

Jeff Kinney


Aller à la citation


For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.

Jeff Kinney


Aller à la citation


« ; premier précédent
Page 2 de 5.
suivant dernier » ;

©gutesprueche.com

Data privacy

Imprint
Contact
Wir benutzen Cookies

Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.

OK Ich lehne Cookies ab