YO MOMMA
Jeff KinneyDear Aunt Loretta,
Thank you so much for the awesome pants!
How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?
I love the way the pants look on my legs!
All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants.
Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!
Sincerely, Greg
Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.
Jeff KinneyHolly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.
Jeff KinneyGreg starts a middle school and asks: Why
is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says
people need to shave twice a day.
Tags: humour
You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.
Jeff KinneyTags: expectations
The best person I know is Myself.
Jeff KinneyTags: diary-of-a-wimpy-kid
I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.
Jeff KinneyBut the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.
Jeff KinneyFor the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.
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