Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak?

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In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'

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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

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I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.

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If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

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The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.

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I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

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