When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.

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I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

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All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

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It is like putting a dehumidifier and a humidifier in the same room and letting them fight it out.

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What a nice night for an evening.

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I'm a peripheral visionary.

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You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.

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