When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Steven WrightEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Steven WrightTag: humor
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
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I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Steven WrightTag: absurd
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All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
Steven WrightTag: humor-psychokinesis
It is like putting a dehumidifier and a humidifier in the same room and letting them fight it out.
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What a nice night for an evening.
Steven WrightTag: absurd
I'm a peripheral visionary.
Steven WrightTag: humor
You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.
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