When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Steven WrightEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Steven WrightTags: humor
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
Steven WrightI have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
Steven WrightIf everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Steven WrightTags: absurd
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
Steven WrightTags: humor-psychokinesis
It is like putting a dehumidifier and a humidifier in the same room and letting them fight it out.
Steven WrightTags: humor
What a nice night for an evening.
Steven WrightTags: absurd
I'm a peripheral visionary.
Steven WrightTags: humor
You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.
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