If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

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I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?

Steven Wright

Mots clés humor feet shoes



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Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

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Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.

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You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.

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Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

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Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

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The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

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I just lost a buttonhole.

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Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

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