If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Steven WrightMots clés humor
I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.
Steven WrightMots clés humor
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
Steven WrightMots clés humor
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
Steven WrightMots clés humor
I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
Steven WrightDid you sleep well?"
"No, I made a couple of mistakes.
Mots clés humor-sleep
Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.
Steven WrightI was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.
Steven WrightMots clés humor
A metaphor is like a simile.
Steven WrightMots clés humor
Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
Steven WrightMots clés humor-buildings
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