How fishy on the fishiness scale? Ten is a stickleback and one is a whale shark."
"A whale isn't a fish, Thursday."
"A whale shark is--sort of."
"All right, it's as fishy as a crayfish."
"A crayfish isn't a fish."
"A starfish, then."
"Still not a fish."
"This is a very odd conversation, Thursday.
Mots clés absurd
What a nice night for an evening.
Steven WrightMots clés absurd
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'
Steven WrightMots clés absurd
Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains.
Robert G. IngersollMots clés absurd impossible supernatural incomprehensible miraculous unknowable unreasonable
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Steven WrightMots clés absurd
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Steven WrightMots clés absurd
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
Steven WrightIf at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
Albert EinsteinMots clés hope absurd absurdity idea
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Absurdity is one of the most human things about us: a manifestation of our most advanced and interesting characteristics.
Mots clés philosophy absurd nagel
TEACHER
Let us begin. Repeat after me. I would like --
STUDENT
I wud like --
TEACHER
To feed your fingertips --
STUDENT
To feed yur fingerteeps --
TEACHER
To the wolverines.
Mots clés absurd
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