How fishy on the fishiness scale? Ten is a stickleback and one is a whale shark."
"A whale isn't a fish, Thursday."
"A whale shark is--sort of."
"All right, it's as fishy as a crayfish."
"A crayfish isn't a fish."
"A starfish, then."
"Still not a fish."
"This is a very odd conversation, Thursday.
Tag: absurd
What a nice night for an evening.
Steven WrightTag: absurd
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'
Steven WrightTag: absurd
Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains.
Robert G. IngersollTag: absurd impossible supernatural incomprehensible miraculous unknowable unreasonable
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Steven WrightTag: absurd
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Steven WrightTag: absurd
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
Steven WrightIf at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
Albert EinsteinTag: hope absurd absurdity idea
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Absurdity is one of the most human things about us: a manifestation of our most advanced and interesting characteristics.
Tag: philosophy absurd nagel
TEACHER
Let us begin. Repeat after me. I would like --
STUDENT
I wud like --
TEACHER
To feed your fingertips --
STUDENT
To feed yur fingerteeps --
TEACHER
To the wolverines.
Tag: absurd
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