the answer to every problem involved penguins
Rick RiordanMots clés funny-and-random penguins
I do know you're nothing like him. But you're still....still a lot. A lot to handle. I don't mean your junk, obviously, as we've not gotten to the fondling-bits stage yet. And I can't believe I just talked about your junk.
Nicole PeelerMots clés funny-and-random jane-true anyan
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
Mots clés humor satire wit humorous comeback funny-and-random witty-quotes
(About a cookbook...)
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
Mots clés humor satire wit witty humorous comebacks retort funny-and-random
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.
Kyousuke MotomiMots clés humor funny-and-random
Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box!
Rob SheffieldMots clés funny-and-random
Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can’t kiss people in the morning?
Holly HoodMots clés love love-hurts funny-and-random
That which must not, can not be.
Christian MorgensternMots clés funny-and-random
so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.
Nicole "Snooki" PolizziMots clés funny funny-and-random
He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle them.
Josephine MylesMots clés funny-and-random
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