I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?

Jess C. Scott

Mots clés humor individuality wisdom imagination life truth honesty friendship books love reality passion music romance youth sex humour technology relationships self funny emotion culture novel body girl desire young cool

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Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?”
His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?”
I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.

Ilona Andrews

Mots clés love funny kate curran

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Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.

Santosh Kalwar

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He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James

Marthe Jocelyn

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He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd

Marthe Jocelyn

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She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.”
“Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.

Ilona Andrews

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Leggo my Eggo!

Kellogg

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What's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce me?

Gregory Maguire

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Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!

Daniel Nayeri

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Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.

Good things come to those who wait.

Jess C. Scott

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