I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?
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Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?”
His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?”
I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.
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Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.
Santosh KalwarStichwörter: love poetry funny
He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James
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He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd
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She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.”
“Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.
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Leggo my Eggo!
KelloggWhat's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce me?
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Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!
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Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait.
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