I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?
Jess C. ScottTag: humor individuality wisdom imagination life truth honesty friendship books love reality passion music romance youth sex humour technology relationships self funny emotion culture novel body girl desire young cool
Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?”
His eyes flashed. “Got any to spare?”
I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.
Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.
Santosh KalwarHe had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James
Marthe JocelynTag: funny marthe-jocelyn
He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd
Marthe JocelynTag: funny folly james marthe-jocelyn
She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.”
“Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.
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Leggo my Eggo!
KelloggWhat's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce me?
Gregory MaguireTag: funny
Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!
Daniel NayeriTag: funny another-faust lucy-s-mom
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait.
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