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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Mots clés humor truth insanity lies lying self-indulgence

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

George Carlin

Mots clés humor doubt reason belief skepticism absurdity credulity evidence gullibility indoctrination invisible

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Meow” means “woof” in cat.

George Carlin

Mots clés humor cats animals dogs language

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Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

H.L. Mencken

Mots clés humor evolution darwinism

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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Lily Tomlin

Mots clés humor

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You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.

George Carlin

Mots clés humor life

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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

Oscar Wilde

Mots clés humor drama plays

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That cup of tea is definately not down your alley

Jean Ferris

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I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.