Learn more and Know more.

Steve Jobs

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O Lord! he concluded, forgive all these trespasses. Lead me not into Penn Station.

Saul Bellow

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Macho and manly and stern and, oh man. Sam sighed. Guys like this were never gay. They were always the ones chasing the homos.

Anne Tenino

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You should see the murderous stares I get on the street. Though I think that has less to do with seeing a man carrying a purse and more to do with paisley. Paisley makes everyone cranky.

Lisa Henry

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No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.

Alessandra Torre

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Common sense is only irritating in other people

Martyn V. Halm

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Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.

Martyn V. Halm

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The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.

Mark R. Jones

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We need to mask your scent.”

If stranger words had come out of his mouth, she hadn’t heard them. But then it clicked. “The thing can smell me.”

And it did get a good whiff at the house

Aimee Duffy

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Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song!

When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed to get my libido under control before the song finished, because I didn’t think that my raging hard-on would be a good icebreaker. Well, figuratively speaking anyway, I thought smugly.

M.C. Lavocat

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