Sell your book like a can of beans

Stuart Aken

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I’m going to strip my way through plumber’s school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?

Rebecca Murphy

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One year I went as a pirate, but from then on I went as a hobo. It's a word you don't hear anymore. Along with 'tramp,' it's been replaced by 'homeless person,' which isn't the same thing. Unlike someone who was evicted or lost his house in a fire, the hobo roughed it by choice. Being at liberty, unencumbered by bills and mortgages, better suited his drinking schedule, and so he found shelter wherever he could, never a bum, but something much less threatening, a figure of merriment, almost.

David Sedaris

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I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.

David Sedaris

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Cayl replies...I understand the human reproductive system, Agent Denning; I’m here to capture a killer, not indulge in these intrusive human senses.

Tielle St. Clare

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She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed.

Caris Roane

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Well, looks like you won't be reaching nirvana anytime soon."
She pushed a stray lock of hair off her forehead and sniffed. "Yes, I suppose that's true. I guess I'll just have to settle for a trip to Idaho.

Beth Hoffman

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Magnanimous of you.'
His mouth twitched. 'Mmm. Use more words like that, please. Schoolmistress words. Long, impressive ones.' He'd made the last three words sound like an innuendo.

Julie Anne Long

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Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

Regina Griffin

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Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

Regina Griffin

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