Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.
Regina GriffinMots clés humor humorous funny-but-true funny-quotes tags-funny-and-random
Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.
Regina GriffinMots clés humor humorous funny-but-true funny-quotes tags-funny-and-random
You learn to smile even in you liver?'
'Even in my lire, Ketut. Big smile in my liver.
Mots clés humorous
I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less.
J.R.R. TolkienMots clés humorous
That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.
E.A. BucchianeriMots clés humor life music food humour singing funny theater humorous theatre opera arts-and-humanities life-and-death finales dinner supper singers theatre-of-the-absurd late-nights finale late-night-supper opera-singers operas prima-donna when-plans-go-wrong
[how can anyone] be silly enough to think himself better than other people, because his clothes are made of finer woolen thread than theirs. After all, those fine clothes were once worn by a sheep, and they never turned it into anything better than a sheep.
Thomas MoreMots clés fashion humorous clothing renaissance
Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?"
- Moose in reference to Jadyn's "burning bush" -
Mots clés humorous
Aw, kiss him, Gwen, clamored a hundred perky eggs. Shut up, she rebuked. We don't even know him, and until moments ago we thought he was dead. That's no way to start a relationship.
Karen Marie MoningMots clés kiss humorous eggs karen-marie-moning gwen drustan kiss-of-the-highlander
I wanted to write in Kitchenese, the secret language of cooks, instantly recognizable to anyone who has ever dunked french fries for a summer job or suffered under the despotic rule of a tyrannical chef or boobish owner.
Anthony BourdainOnce I got home, though, and saw several packages on my front porch, all the crap from the day disappeared. A few had smiley faces on them. Squealing, I grabbed the boxes. Books were inside-- new release books I'd preordered weeks ago.
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