Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.
Regina GriffinTags: humor humorous funny-but-true funny-quotes tags-funny-and-random
Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.
Regina GriffinTags: humor humorous funny-but-true funny-quotes tags-funny-and-random
You learn to smile even in you liver?'
'Even in my lire, Ketut. Big smile in my liver.
Tags: humorous
I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less.
J.R.R. TolkienTags: humorous
That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.
E.A. BucchianeriTags: humor life music food humour singing funny theater humorous theatre opera arts-and-humanities life-and-death finales dinner supper singers theatre-of-the-absurd late-nights finale late-night-supper opera-singers operas prima-donna when-plans-go-wrong
[how can anyone] be silly enough to think himself better than other people, because his clothes are made of finer woolen thread than theirs. After all, those fine clothes were once worn by a sheep, and they never turned it into anything better than a sheep.
Thomas MoreTags: fashion humorous clothing renaissance
Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?"
- Moose in reference to Jadyn's "burning bush" -
Tags: humorous
Aw, kiss him, Gwen, clamored a hundred perky eggs. Shut up, she rebuked. We don't even know him, and until moments ago we thought he was dead. That's no way to start a relationship.
Karen Marie MoningTags: kiss humorous eggs karen-marie-moning gwen drustan kiss-of-the-highlander
I wanted to write in Kitchenese, the secret language of cooks, instantly recognizable to anyone who has ever dunked french fries for a summer job or suffered under the despotic rule of a tyrannical chef or boobish owner.
Anthony BourdainOnce I got home, though, and saw several packages on my front porch, all the crap from the day disappeared. A few had smiley faces on them. Squealing, I grabbed the boxes. Books were inside-- new release books I'd preordered weeks ago.
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