I'm always a bit shy around evil people...
Craig FergusonI like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
Craig FergusonTag: family strategy football thanksgiving
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
Craig FergusonTag: tact rude politically-correct
On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn’t keep in touch. They’re probably taxi drivers and accountants by now.
Craig FergusonTag: humor music celebrities
I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.
Craig FergusonI've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.
Craig FergusonTag: poetry
You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry
Craig FergusonTag: laughter
Dr. Jeckyll
Craig FergusonTag: alcohol-metaphor
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
Craig FergusonStand by your bed and salute me.
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