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When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

Tag: age

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

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