No dead people beyond this door,' " he read aloud from beyond the door. " 'And, yes, if you suddenly have the ability to walk through walls, you're dead. You're not lying somewhere in a drainage ditch waiting to wake up. Get over it, and stay the hell out of my bathroom.
Darynda JonesTag: humor
You stir up more hornets' nests than a twelve-year-old boy with a baseball bat. You‘re like Lois Lane on crack.
Darynda JonesLove was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.
Darynda JonesCharley: If you‘re not going to tell
me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother?
Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.
After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.
Darynda JonesTag: humor
He reminded me of Gerald Roma from grade school, who used to burn ants with a magnifying glass. He was never quite right. It was weird that he spontaneously combusted during finals week our freshman year in college. Payback was a bitch.
Darynda JonesTag: humor darynda-jones fourth-grave-beneath-my-feet
La locura NO es algo común en mi familia. Tan solo es una visitante ocasional que se toma su tiempo e intenta conocer a todos personalmente. (Camiseta)
Darynda JonesTag: humor
Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.”
“Really? That’s weird.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle.
—T-SHIRT
Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fired.
—T-SHIRT
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