I drink special water, because not all water is equal. Some water is smarter and taller and more handsome than other water.
Jarod KintzWriting is hard, but I don’t want to kill myself trying to write. Not unless I’m writing a suicide note.
Jarod KintzMy goal is to have the most and the best of what I desire. And since I desire clones, I have to be the best me first.
Jarod KintzMy drug of choice is love. Sure, I’ve tried other drugs, but no other drug gets both the dealer and user high from every transaction.
Jarod KintzGrab life by the tail, and then pet it.
Jarod KintzI’ll gyrate my hips at irate guests to generate income for the generations.
Jarod KintzI haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.
Jarod KintzEverything east of the Mississippi is west of the Mississippi, if you just keep going.
Jarod KintzI’ve only been with my girlfriend for three days, but it feels like a lifetime—the lifetime of a gnat.
Jarod KintzPeople don’t know what I’ve gone through to get where I’m at—six tunnels and three metal detectors.
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